"Whip My Hair" by Willow Smith

If you haven't heard this song before, consider yourself lucky. This has to be the most annoying song ever written. It bothers me more than anything when I hear it. I'm sorry Willow, but hey, at least you found out now that song writing is not a good career for you..I mean you wrote a song that basically consists of 7 different words, but you're still a good singer! Overall this song is definitely a DON'T!

 

Here is the music video "Whip my Hair" by Willow Smith if you would like to say that you have heard the most annoying song ever. :)

A Couple More Pet Peeves..

-When toilet paper goes under & not over.

-When people slow down while merging onto the expressway.

-When I let people have a drink of my drink then they backwash.

-TV commercials that are 10 times louder than the TV show.

-When I'm eating something in bed & I leave crumbs everywhere.

-Hypocrites.

-When I'm talking to somebody & split flies out of their mouth & all over me.

-Wobbly tables & chairs.

-When it's raining & drivers shut their car off & leave the windshield wipers in the middle of the windshield.

-Incorrect use of apostrophes.

-People that burp quite loudly in public.

-People who don't say "thank you" or even acknowledge you when you hold a door for them.

-When I have to explain the same thing more than once.

-Constant grammar & spelling errors.
-People who overreact far too much.
-Getting stuck at a read light when nobody is going the other direction.
-Tangled cords.
-When men you don't know very well assume it's okay to call you "hun" or "babe".
-Kids with baggy pants hanging below their butt.
-Women who are obviously bottle blonds who blame their stupidity on being blond.
-Speed bumps.
-People who abbreviate words when they speak. 
-Cussing in public, especially in front of senior citizens &/or children.

Stupid signs & warning..

In this crazy world, there are some very unnecessary signs & warnings..here are a few of my favorites..:)

Justin Bieber's pet peeves..

Even though I'm not a big fan of Justin Bieber, I do like some of his songs, so I thought it would be interesting to find out what gets on his nerves. So here ya go! Justin Bieber's pet peeves! :)

"My Ode to Things That Drive Me Mad" by Carrington M. Nye

Irksome drivers that cannot merge
Slowing when they need to surge,


Teenage boys and their baggy pants 
Okay by me, not a chance,


Pretentious people and their snobbery
Taking up my time is like theft, robbery,


Smart folks with no common sense
They don't get the jokes, they're too dense,


Store clerks that ignore me 
Like the invisible man they cannot see,


People on their two-way phones blaring
Of their dinner plans, I'm simply not caring,


Extremely obese people dress provocatively
Oh God, please cover up that belly!


The dumbest commercials ever devised
Those advertisers are greatly despised 
Their products, I will NOT buy!


More and more pet peeves everyday 
I'd need a notebook to fill to have my say!


-I find this poem intriguing because it really relates to some of the things that irk me the most. It's also funny & very fun to read!! :) 

What Not To Wear In Public..

We all should be able to dress ourselves by now. Some people know how to dress appropriately but others just have some major style issues..here are a couple of things you should definitely not wear in public:
-Super short shorts when it's the middle of winter
-The same hoodie every single day.
-Annoying jewelry that makes an obnoxious noise every time you move.
-Really tall high heels that you can't even walk in.
-Mismatched clothing.
-Shorts and boots together.
-Low cut tops that are so low that you're practically flashing everybody.
-Clothing that is super tight when you're not the smallest thing in the world.
-Nothing but a wife beater & shorts.
-Clothing that is 3 sizes too large.
-Smelly shoes.
-An obnoxious or ugly hat.
-Toe socks with flip flops.
-A jacket that is far too childish.
-A shirt that covers about 5% of what it's supposed to cover.

Pet Peeves of Mine..

 We all have those certain things that annoy us so much, right? Here are a few pet peeves of mine & I'm sure these are many other people's pet peeves:

1. Drivers who don't use a turn signal. Is it that hard to make a simple movement of a lever ? It's not cool when my mom almost rear ends your car..

2. Road maps that are folded incorrectly. Just fold the stinking map evenly & correctly. Please.
3. Going through a drive through, then having to go back when they screw up your order. I know you get a bunch of customers each day, but couldn't you just mess up someone else's order?
4. Drivers who won't turn right at a red light. We live in Indiana. That is legal here, if you aren't from here & don't know that, go back to where you're from.
5. Celebrities claiming to be environmentalists. Yeah that's about as true as saying Brittany Spears didn't shave her head..
6. Guys who leave the toilet seat up. If you at least can't not pee on the seat, can't you just put the toilet seat down?
7. College students that walk right in front of me, not on the crosswalk, to get to the other side. I have the right of way, so if you are in my way, don't complain when I run you over.
8. People who write "Noone" instead of "No one". Are you trying to look like you're saying none like a teenage girl with all the extra letters?
9. People who don't cover their mouth while sneezing or coughing. We don't want your germs, please cover up.
10. Anyone - male or female- that says "We're pregnant". Are you guys taking turns carrying the fetus or what?
11. People who chew with their mouth open. Yeah..ew. We don't want to see your magical mixture of saliva & chomped up food.
12. People who use the word "gay" instead of "lame". Did you ever think that might offend some people? Nah. You didn't.
13. Caps lock in text or email. Excuse me, but you look like you are trying to yell at me via virtual contact.

What Not To Do In A Classroom..

Okay so we all should have some manners by now, should we not? But SOME people (not naming names..) for sure do NOT know how to act in a classroom. Really? You've been in school for how long? You're how old? Well here's some of the things that you should not do in a classroom:
-Chew gum like a retarded cow
-Say every thought that comes to your head out loud
-Sleep in class (this is okay..unless you snore- that's the annoying part!)
-Laugh with your obnoxious laugh..yeah just no..don't do that.
-Tap or click your pen repeatedly, even after you are asked to stop.
-Come into class high- you just look stupid..and it definitely isn't cool.
-Ask the stupidest questions you can possibly think of
-Wear pajama clothes to class every single day, you have other clothes, don't you?
-Come to class with bad hygiene, there's a thing nowadays called soap, use it.

Pet Peeve def.

pet peeve

–noun

a particular and often continual annoyance; personal bugbear:
This train service is one of my pet peeves.

Synonyms: bugbear, complaint, grievance, groan, hateful object, peeve, personal vexation, pet aversion

 

 

Do's & Don't's In The Hallway..

Don't

-Don't walk so slow in the hallway, we know you've got your swag on and all, but some of us have got places to go. So please, pull your trousers above your waist and move along.  
-Don't make out in the hallway, get a room. We don't want to see you couples tongue wrestling in the middle of passing period. 

Do's

-Do keep the hallways for mobilization and not for socialization. 
-Do keep your loud mouth to yourself, nobody wants to hear that obnoxious laugh you have or who kissed who.